The Best of British
Sportswear Scallies starting brawls
Pantomime dames dropping drawers
Thonged ladettes pissing up walls
Silk purses, sow’s ears
Blue rinse perms on old dears
Woolworth mourners with Poundshop tears
Ann Summers, girls with their toys
Cynthia Payne servicing the boys
Lap dancer vadges
Lookalike Madges
Blue Peter badges
Mix n Match madness
NEXT yuppies in warehouse conversion
Jolly Rogers in warehouse subversion
Hemp squatters in council house incursion
Pearly kings, Soho queens
Boy George, a cup of tea
Kings Road punks from I-ta-ly
Tourist t-shirts
Sticks of rock
Kiss Me Quick Hats
M&S socks
Stag-night nude cuffed to the railings
Brides-to-be with strippers impaling
Happy couples divorcing daily
Something old, something new
Something borrowed, something blue
Posh and Becks, Angie and Den
Jack and Vera, Bill and Ben
Soul boy in Pringle
Rude girl in Peckham
Bargains in Primark
Foot & mouth in Egham
Style at it’s best
Style at it’s shittest
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My Dilemma
I've just been told 'the problem with your work is that you won't give people what they want.'
My reply: 'In many ways I think I do try to give people what they want but maybe they don't realise that they want it. Maybe they never will want it and that makes me wonder what the point is of trying to give people what they want in the first place. My dilemma.'
My reply: 'In many ways I think I do try to give people what they want but maybe they don't realise that they want it. Maybe they never will want it and that makes me wonder what the point is of trying to give people what they want in the first place. My dilemma.'
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